- LEATHERFACE VS JASON VS ZOMBIES MOVIE
- LEATHERFACE VS JASON VS ZOMBIES SKIN
- LEATHERFACE VS JASON VS ZOMBIES SERIES
Even weirder, the primary artist was a guy named Jeff Butler, who did a whole buncha' movie tie-ins like Godzilla and Jurassic Park, although he's most famous for his Dungeons & Dragons artwork. Collins, who in addition to penning a few Swamp Thing and Vampirella stories, also churned out a whole hell of a lot of vampire novels, so I guess you could call her a poor woman's Anne Rice. Yep, the scribe behind the three ish run was a chick named Nancy A.
LEATHERFACE VS JASON VS ZOMBIES SERIES
Jasonhit multiplexes, Topps Comics ( yep, published by the same people who make all those baseball cards) released a three-issue limited series that gave us an entirely different crossover slasher throwdown - one that pitted the Crystal Lake boogeyman against none other than the entire hillbilly cannibal clan from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.Īnd here's the really weird part - the whole thing was written by a woman. Zawesome was also asked to play Freddy Krueger, but responded to the message too late.By: Jimbo ten years before Freddy vs.This is explained in B-Lo Lorbes 's review. Nathan Provost was originally going to play Freddy Krueger, but after some costume and green screen problems, JMB volunteered to play him.Every rapper in this battle later reappeared in JMB's Creepypastas vs Slashers.This is the third battle royale in the series.
This is the second of the three Halloween specials, following Ghost Hunters vs Ghost Adventures and preceding Jigsaw vs GLaDOS.My seven identities have collided and I've made you all scream! Poll I spit shit so mesmerizing, it's like one of Freddy's dreams! I inspired a generation of murders in my own damn town! How the hell could you not have guessed that I'd kill to win the crown? You four better be afraid as Ghostface takes his true place.ĭo you like scary movies? This won't be of your taste!īefore the end, you'll learn my certain rules to surviveĪs I film you disgraceful phonies getting buried alive! (Walks out of his room and his phone starts ringing)ĭo you like scary movies? Because this next verse is going to make you scream! Ghostface: Then slice you all up, call it a Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Zander Kannack: I'll take the dreams of Freddy and act like nothing has occurred, I'm the cannibal of history! Buffalo Bill wishes he was me.
LEATHERFACE VS JASON VS ZOMBIES SKIN
I'll take you three and bake my family a Thanksgiving dinner.īefore that I must skin you all to my victory. I take pride in the masks I create, I'm the true winner. Now the battle's truly started! Leatherface has arrived.Īnd I'm hungry, coming after you, you better hide! You've felt the wrath of Michael Myers, it's Halloween, bitch! So if I were you, I'd leave before you both lose your dicks. You wannabes can't touch this, ran this game since age six,Īnd your worst weapons are Wolverine claws and hockey sticks! You shouldn't have started this, cause it's the season of the witch! Not even a mental facility could forbid what I wish. I killed my sister, my niece, you're next on my list! Trick or treat, pricks, you're ’bout to get slit. You do dirty work for your mother, I killed the kids on Elm Street! Michael Myers: You against me? I killed the director of my own movie! I'll burn you more than how my own town burned me. It took 10 fucking parts to tell the tale of your zombie ass! You're a machete-wielding pussy hiding behind a hockey mask. No more drowning, pussy! You're at the hands of Freddy! It's time to educate you lyrically, you better be ready, Well, I hope you love the bloody taste of my favorite machete. I'd love to listen to you die but you're truly too shitty.
That no one's truly scared of you, but I'm the true face of fear! It's Friday, Freddy, time to die, as you struggle to see and hear I've been to hell and back! Do you know who you're facin'? I'm the king of all the killers! You'll remember the name Jason! It's when I kicked your ass in front of millions on the big screen! JMB as Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger (Video)
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